The Realm Of Mister Christoffelees

permanentchaos:

apunygod:

-andrews:

oh hey internet here have Chris Evans orgasming

*_*

Oh dear lord 

Casual reblogg while hiding commputer from family.

And with this I bid thee goodnight Tumblr! XD

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flamboyantwreck:

Bunnies. Red Pandas. Otters. Turtles. Sloths.

A list of animals that cause me to erupt with inhuman sounds. <3

You know, mix all them together and you get a Slotterbundaturt!

(I think it’s Australian…)

coelasquid:

technoskates:

i want….

all of these

I feel as though this could be a argument between a Cro-Magnon couple if you put them in the right order.

“You Strong like Rambo look like hero but your brain just like potato!”
“You are my love angle, don’t treat me like potato! You talk like Angel walk like model but your body look like Buffalo!”

ladygiggles:

itspuckurtbitch:

irishcoffeeandcream:

retconnedbythecaptain:

thatbetic:

“So I ration myself, that way it’s a relief when I do it. Besides, I have to keep track of what’s going on and make decisions.”

…Um.

“He kept talking about the Union, the New Mexico Militia, and stuff like that.”

Um… What?

“I feel a sudden urge to just go over and punch him.”

…okay

Hello, David. You’re a bit late.
PFFFT when i teach this page i’ll remember this 

“Well, then we are driven back to the theory that is was done by someone outside.”

“The impact was enough to break off the forward ten feet of her false keel and loosen several of the lower strakes.”

Made the companions all cute lil’ kiddies; Isabella, Fenris, Merrill, Aveline, and Anders.

Varric and Fem Hawk are the adult ‘responsible’ ones, Hawk because she’s the protagonist. And Varric because well, he needs his chest hair.

Pictures will be sorted out tomorrow when I’m less tired!

Are they? Guess I should start being more Thortful…

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might have a crack at singing colors of the wind, and just around the river bend. >8D

sleipnir-lokison:

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